I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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