No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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