Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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