Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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