Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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