$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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