we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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