also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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