I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
is that a dick in a sweater?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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