How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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