Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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