Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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