She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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