Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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