just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
The beer is more important than you right now.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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