she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
whose ass print is on the piano?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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