why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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