Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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