What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
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