Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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