i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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