Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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