Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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