I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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