im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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