Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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