Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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