Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
