everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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