You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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