How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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