I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Rumble strips road head = magical
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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