he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
