So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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