don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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