i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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