Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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