PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
how does that bad decision feel?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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