David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
