yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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