I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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