ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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