So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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