love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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