I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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