Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I want her autograph on my taint
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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