We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
