i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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