Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Your cock deserves a montage
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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