I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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