We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Randomize
