I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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