I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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